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i hope she gets fat soon. by hoogily i hope she gets fat soon. by hoogily
The punishment was supposed to show me how life would be like if she really was dead.

Actually, I'm pretty sure the orphanage would give me pants.
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:iconsiathedragon:
siathedragon Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
that is your bed?
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:iconkrazychick10101:
krazychick10101 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Dat ass.
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:iconluigixpeach:
luigixpeach Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hahahahahahahahaha xD
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:iconjeffthemurder:
JeffTheMURDER Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
I lol'd so hard.
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:iconatalae:
Atalae Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012
I asume she let you back in B]

and now you've leard a valuable lesson? -jk-
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:iconpengwens:
pengwens Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2012
:rofl:
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:iconeltitere:
eltitere Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012  Hobbyist
SO ARE YOU STILL SITTING NAKED IN YOUR PORCH
scientifically inclined minds need to know
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:iconcptkitten:
cptkitten Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012   General Artist
Hoog
Please tell me your mother actually kicked you out of the house, naked
It is all I need to complete my life
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:iconbakagami-san:
Bakagami-san Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2012
They wouldn't give you pants.. They would give you a potato sack. And oh the pain itchy hemp balls.
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:iconephemeraldelusion:
ephemeralDELUSiON Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012  Student General Artist
i cannot even

i am just cry
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:iconnekoshinigami004:
Nekoshinigami004 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2012
....They would give you pants...XD
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:iconderangedlychan:
DerangedLychan Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I love how people repeat the same fact like other people didn't just say that so I'm gonna do that too, okay, I'm gonna point out the ghost-drawing on the wall yep.

There's a ghost drawing on the wall.

You're welcome.
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:iconhoogily:
hoogily Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2012
WHAT?!
news to me.
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:iconderangedlychan:
DerangedLychan Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I thought you should re-know.
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:iconflutter-butter:
Flutter-Butter Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012  Student Filmographer
Dude, I just spent a whole month away from home, and the only way I didn't starve to death was the huge-ass care package my mom sent me. Nothing like moon pies and dried fruit for four weeks.
But I kind of wish she sent me pants too.
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:iconhoogily:
hoogily Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2012
...sometimes my mom gives me some of her cigarettes...
and toothpaste.

yeah. it's nice to have toothpaste.
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:iconflutter-butter:
Flutter-Butter Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2012  Student Filmographer
Toothpaste is good when you're hungry. ;)
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:iconrvbawsome:
rvbawsome Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You're mother's stare is piercing my soul.

In a bad way.
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:iconhoogily:
hoogily Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012
she has deconstructed my soul with those eyes...
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:iconrvbawsome:
rvbawsome Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You poor man.
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:iconsweetmoogily:
SweetMoogily Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
1.) You're too old for an orphanage
2.):icondatassplz:
3.) NAKED HOOGILY!!!
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:iconhoogily:
hoogily Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012
you should never watch porn again.
only read this comic.
only.
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:iconsweetmoogily:
SweetMoogily Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Only for you Hoog.
Only for you.
Ever.
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:iconkira1the1ninja:
Kira1the1ninja Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
and on the 3rd panel you can see the ghost ofhoogily

wait....

ISNT IT COLD IN CANADA
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:iconhoogily:
hoogily Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012
it's fucking freezing.
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:iconlonely-soul101:
Lonely-soul101 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Student Writer
Funny, my mom did the same thing....:iconiwonderplz:
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:iconunsaisonenenfer:
unsaisonenenfer Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012
Is this for real? If so, I need to marry your mom. It'll be awesome, I'll get to be your stepmom and all 8D :iconermahgerdplz:
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:iconhoogily:
hoogily Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012
>:C
why does my mom get all the girls?!!
all she hasto do is be a bitch and EVERYONE LOVES HER
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:iconunsaisonenenfer:
unsaisonenenfer Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2012
Pshh you just can't understand her lady charms. U jelly? :icontrollfaceplz:

But seriously is she actually is like that AND has a moderately big sized nose like yours...My body's ready. :icondatassplz:
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:iconhoogily:
hoogily Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2012
my mom is like this. she's a bully.
but unfortunately she doesn't have a big nose. I inherited that from my dad.
However, I got her small beady eyes with the heavy circles underneath them.

SO MUCH ATTRACTIVENESS IN MY GENES.
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:iconunsaisonenenfer:
unsaisonenenfer Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2012
FFFFF WOMEN WITH STRONG PERSONALITIES UNF UNF UNF

Awww :C

But hey, heavy circles underneath your eyes are cool as hell D< Because you know, panda eyes :heart: like L :heart: :heart:
And about beady eyes...I could use that in my gene pool, you know. I have too-big-for-my-face insect eyes :c Guess nobody's ever content with what they get lol

SERIOUSLY YO WHY DO YOU STILL DENY IT :icony-u-noplz:
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Numanom Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012
What. is. that. buuuuuzzzzz???? :fear:
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:iconnumanom:
Numanom Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012
from out the WINDOW???? :O
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:iconhoogily:
hoogily Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012
my phone on vibrate
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echosdusk Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012
hehehehehehehhehe....
I'm sure the orphanage would... Or someone trying to protect moral decency... If not you have that bush there to use. :P
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NIGHTMAREFEAST Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Student General Artist
btw what picture is secretlly showing in panel 4 ?!,3 o+o
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:iconhoogily:
hoogily Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012
nmkslmvkldmslds
it's a secret.
or a mistake that i erased.
you decide.
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:iconnightmarefeast:
NIGHTMAREFEAST Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012  Student General Artist
i like secrets o3o <3 its a secret hoogs picture
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:iconfuzzy-bean:
fuzzy-bean Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Student Filmographer
I would give you pants too mang.
They would be girly as hell, but hey! Pants are pants.
Do you prefer jeans or yoga pants?
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:iconhoogily:
hoogily Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012
yoga pants.
the type that makes my butt looks big and juicy.
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:iconfuzzy-bean:
fuzzy-bean Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012  Student Filmographer
Alright I'll be sure to write your name on the tag of a pair.
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:iconnightmarefeast:
NIGHTMAREFEAST Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Student General Artist
XD NAKED HOOGS ON THE PORCH its like you were an unwated stripogram and the person just forgot to give u back yer clothes XD
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:iconhoogily:
hoogily Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012
I WILL NEVER BE HAPPY :C
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:iconnightmarefeast:
NIGHTMAREFEAST Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012  Student General Artist
D:....:'(
i will never be happy til yur happy markerjesus
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ThaMutt Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
were the steps cold?
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:iconhoogily:
hoogily Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012
it's summertime
in canada
so yes.
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:iconthamutt:
ThaMutt Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i see the logic
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:iconladymao:
LadyMao Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012
No they don't give you pants, I would know.
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:iconboonmen:
BoonMen Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012
I love the fact that you always seem to be naked, and your mom doesn't seem to give a shit.
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:iconhoogily:
hoogily Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012
she's the only person who doesn't recoil at the sight of my penis.
she laughs at it
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